MONTEREY OMG

We ate:

Breakfast at McDonald's: sausage, egg, cheese McGriddles with a hash brown. Did not throw up.

Lunch at the Crown and Anchor: Steamed New Zealand Mussels in garlic, wine, butter, herb, tomato-broth, topped with Parmesan cheese. Cornish pastie, gravy on the side. Thick-cut English chips. Bangers, mash with gravy, and steamed vegetables that went straight into the mussel broth. We read and over-ate. Refrained from throwing up.

First dinner at Cabo somethingorother: Shrimp ceviche-ish cocktail with avocado. I had sangria. Did not throw up.

Second dinner at Old Fisherman's Grotto: Steamed mussels and clams in garlic, butter, wine, tomato, basil-herb broth. Clam chowdah- best on the wharf. Crab cocktail. Failed to throw up.

Had a run-in with local law enforcement, and BFF now has a court date. I'm completely serious. Officer Seely was very nice, but very firm. I liked his nose.

We went to the aquarium and made friends with well-groomed sea otters and yellowfin tuna. BFF screamed at one otter who disrespected her personal space. After lunch, we hung out on a rocky beach. Literally. And almost fell into the ocean several times. Also, no scorpions stung us. Also, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey songs are fun to sing loudly and badly.

A few choice inside jokeses:

"I am now OBEYING the law!"

"He had pretty grey eyes."

"Where there is a crowd, there must be a monkey!"

Hells YER!

"I only know the chorus"

"This is where we first held hands!"

"You barfed on this planter? Or this one?"

John Travolta and Ewan McGregor? UNF UNF UNF

BEST. DAY. EVAAAARRRRRR.